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Check this out: Crotchless Pantaloons. For the Christian woman who wants her husband to have 'easy access'.

In fact, check out the whole site: Christian Domestic Discipline The tagline reads: Loving wife spanking in a Christian marriage.

The woman who runs the site insists there is nothing erotic about this. Sure, honey. Sure.

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On May 12th, 2007 01:23 pm (UTC), radiosilents commented:
That's hilarious! Well, she does say this:

Eroticism:

Though we recognize by its very nature this subject can be erotic, we will keep this website as clean and wholesome as possible. However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan. After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage.


So I don't think she's being SO coy. ;)
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On May 12th, 2007 01:27 pm (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Oh, I missed that! Well, at least she admits it!
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On May 12th, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC), lotusbeans replied:
I read one of the stories and it was obviously meant to be erotic. Who do they think they're kidding?

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On May 12th, 2007 01:56 pm (UTC), anne_jumps commented:
I liked the comment I used as the headline in my post about it last night: "It's SM, with the acting taken out. Awful." -- bethiris
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On May 12th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC), tinaguppie commented:
OMG, I totally want to write some pentecostal Christian porn now.

Jedediah hoisted Mable onto the double wedding ring quilt that covered their marital bed. Mable lay quietly on the bed while he lifted the skirt of her denim pinafore and encountered her white, ruffled, crotchless knickers...
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On May 16th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Dude, that's hot. The double wedding ring quilt completes the image nicely, don't you think?
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On May 12th, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC), crafting_change commented:
in my nighmares everyone wears crotchless pantaloons.
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On May 16th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Oh please, I know you have like seventeen pairs hanging in your closet. :)
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On May 16th, 2007 12:27 pm (UTC), crafting_change replied:
it's 18.

and it is purely for research purposes.
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On May 17th, 2007 04:21 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Research, huh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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On May 16th, 2007 03:08 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Re: Forgive me for this.
Hey, it's the only part that counts, right?
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On May 12th, 2007 04:10 pm (UTC), gordonzola commented:
I know a bunch of folks who would be really into those. Must spread the word. (as opposed to The Word)
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On May 16th, 2007 03:10 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Why am I not surprised to hear that? These crotchless pantaloons are uber-kinky. I can see them making the rounds at a play party.
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On May 12th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC), zorah commented:
I know some randy Ren faire geeks who'd be into those pantaloons.

Wait, that's all Ren Faire geeks.
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On May 16th, 2007 03:08 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Ha! As the granddaughter of a Ren Faire queen, I find that hilarious.
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On May 12th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC), global87 commented:
wow, that's intense. did you see "leah's blog"? also, i love this quote from the website:

"Non-consensual CDD:

Though we believe the Bible gives a husband the authority to use spanking as one tool in enforcing his authority in the home with or without his wife's permission, in today's world we recognize the legality that mandates that all CDD must be consensual. Therefore we will do not condone nonconsensual CDD as a rule."

"with or without his wife's permission" - niiiiice.
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On May 16th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Christian Domestic Discipline - Helping people express their latent SM desires since 4000 BC.
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On May 12th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC), lotusbeans commented:
I don't know why learning about freaky shit like this surprises me anymore. Sometimes I know there's all kinds of stuff out there that people are doing but damn, this is nothing I could've imagined or guessed. It comes off as a whole lot more than just another fetish.
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On May 16th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
Yeah, when most people have a fetish, they don't turn to the Bible for justification.

Brian and I tease each other about this now, with him saying something like, "You've been a bad girl, it's time for your Christian Domestic Discipline" and swatting me on the ass. It's actually kind of hot, so I can see why she digs it; I just wish the lady would own up and not be all wingnutty about it.
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On May 13th, 2007 06:45 am (UTC), selonlejour commented:
I love that there's a choice between Basic and Beribboned (two extra dollars is well worth the investment for that added level of accessorised Sassiness, for sure). One of the things that I genuinely appreciate about the U.S. is that there is absolutely no limit to what you can find there - ANYTHING is possible. This can be a bad thing, but it can also be great (and, clearly, a heady mix of both at the same time). Amazing.
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On May 16th, 2007 03:17 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
I sort of love that these exist. It's like, Frederick's of Hollywood meets the Jamestown Colony. They are quite possibly the most American underwear in the history of the world.
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On May 14th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC), fromaway commented:
That is some kinky shit. The fact that she claims not to see HER WEBSITE THAT IS ALL ABOUT SPANKING as kinky shit makes it even kinkier.

Also, if spanking is "consensual," doesn't that make it...not so much like actual discipline? If the wife (to the Bible-thumpers' chagrin) has to give consent before the husband can hit her, it's kind of not the same.
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On May 16th, 2007 03:21 am (UTC), easilyirritable replied:
The whole thing is hilarious. It's such an inspired melding of religious extremism with pornolicious kink. Only in the USA.
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