Check this out: Crotchless Pantaloons. For the Christian woman who wants her husband to have 'easy access'.
In fact, check out the whole site: Christian Domestic Discipline The tagline reads: Loving wife spanking in a Christian marriage.
The woman who runs the site insists there is nothing erotic about this. Sure, honey. Sure.
That's hilarious! Well, she does say this:
Though we recognize by its very nature this subject can be erotic, we will keep this website as clean and wholesome as possible. However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan. After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage.
So I don't think she's being SO coy. ;)
OMG, I totally want to write some pentecostal Christian porn now.
Jedediah hoisted Mable onto the double wedding ring quilt that covered their marital bed. Mable lay quietly on the bed while he lifted the skirt of her denim pinafore and encountered her white, ruffled, crotchless knickers...
wow, that's intense. did you see "leah's blog"? also, i love this quote from the website:
Though we believe the Bible gives a husband the authority to use spanking as one tool in enforcing his authority in the home with or without his wife's permission, in today's world we recognize the legality that mandates that all CDD must be consensual. Therefore we will do not condone nonconsensual CDD as a rule."
"with or without his wife's permission" - niiiiice.
I don't know why learning about freaky shit like this surprises me anymore. Sometimes I know there's all kinds of stuff out there that people are doing but damn, this is nothing I could've imagined or guessed. It comes off as a whole lot more than just another fetish.
Yeah, when most people have a fetish, they don't turn to the Bible for justification.
Brian and I tease each other about this now, with him saying something like, "You've been a bad girl, it's time for your Christian Domestic Discipline" and swatting me on the ass. It's actually kind of hot, so I can see why she digs it; I just wish the lady would own up and not be all wingnutty about it.
I love that there's a choice between Basic and Beribboned (two extra dollars is well worth the investment for that added level of accessorised Sassiness, for sure). One of the things that I genuinely appreciate about the U.S. is that there is absolutely no limit to what you can find there - ANYTHING is possible. This can be a bad thing, but it can also be great (and, clearly, a heady mix of both at the same time). Amazing.
That is some kinky shit. The fact that she claims not to see HER WEBSITE THAT IS ALL ABOUT SPANKING as kinky shit makes it even kinkier.
Also, if spanking is "consensual," doesn't that make it...not so much like actual discipline? If the wife (to the Bible-thumpers' chagrin) has to give consent before the husband can hit her, it's kind of not the same.