skills ([info]easilyirritable) wrote,
@ 2007-05-12 09:15:00
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Check this out: Crotchless Pantaloons. For the Christian woman who wants her husband to have 'easy access'.

In fact, check out the whole site: Christian Domestic Discipline The tagline reads: Loving wife spanking in a Christian marriage.

The woman who runs the site insists there is nothing erotic about this. Sure, honey. Sure.

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[info]radiosilents
2007-05-12 01:23 pm UTC (link)
That's hilarious! Well, she does say this:

Eroticism:

Though we recognize by its very nature this subject can be erotic, we will keep this website as clean and wholesome as possible. However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan. After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage.

So I don't think she's being SO coy. ;)

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-12 01:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I missed that! Well, at least she admits it!

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[info]lotusbeans
2007-05-12 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I read one of the stories and it was obviously meant to be erotic. Who do they think they're kidding?

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[info]anne_jumps
2007-05-12 01:56 pm UTC (link)
I liked the comment I used as the headline in my post about it last night: "It's SM, with the acting taken out. Awful." -- bethiris

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[info]tinaguppie
2007-05-12 01:58 pm UTC (link)
OMG, I totally want to write some pentecostal Christian porn now.

Jedediah hoisted Mable onto the double wedding ring quilt that covered their marital bed. Mable lay quietly on the bed while he lifted the skirt of her denim pinafore and encountered her white, ruffled, crotchless knickers...

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:07 am UTC (link)
Dude, that's hot. The double wedding ring quilt completes the image nicely, don't you think?

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[info]crafting_change
2007-05-12 02:23 pm UTC (link)
in my nighmares everyone wears crotchless pantaloons.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:07 am UTC (link)
Oh please, I know you have like seventeen pairs hanging in your closet. :)

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[info]crafting_change
2007-05-16 12:27 pm UTC (link)
it's 18.

and it is purely for research purposes.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-17 04:21 am UTC (link)
Research, huh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Forgive me for this.
[info]austintacious
2007-05-12 02:35 pm UTC (link)
This way you can cover as much of your shame as possible while still exposing your fuck hole.

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Re: Forgive me for this.
[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
Hey, it's the only part that counts, right?

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[info]gordonzola
2007-05-12 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I know a bunch of folks who would be really into those. Must spread the word. (as opposed to The Word)

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:10 am UTC (link)
Why am I not surprised to hear that? These crotchless pantaloons are uber-kinky. I can see them making the rounds at a play party.

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[info]zorah
2007-05-12 04:31 pm UTC (link)
I know some randy Ren faire geeks who'd be into those pantaloons.

Wait, that's all Ren Faire geeks.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
Ha! As the granddaughter of a Ren Faire queen, I find that hilarious.

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[info]global87
2007-05-12 05:34 pm UTC (link)
wow, that's intense. did you see "leah's blog"? also, i love this quote from the website:

"Non-consensual CDD:

Though we believe the Bible gives a husband the authority to use spanking as one tool in enforcing his authority in the home with or without his wife's permission, in today's world we recognize the legality that mandates that all CDD must be consensual. Therefore we will do not condone nonconsensual CDD as a rule."

"with or without his wife's permission" - niiiiice.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:11 am UTC (link)
Christian Domestic Discipline - Helping people express their latent SM desires since 4000 BC.

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[info]lotusbeans
2007-05-12 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I don't know why learning about freaky shit like this surprises me anymore. Sometimes I know there's all kinds of stuff out there that people are doing but damn, this is nothing I could've imagined or guessed. It comes off as a whole lot more than just another fetish.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:16 am UTC (link)
Yeah, when most people have a fetish, they don't turn to the Bible for justification.

Brian and I tease each other about this now, with him saying something like, "You've been a bad girl, it's time for your Christian Domestic Discipline" and swatting me on the ass. It's actually kind of hot, so I can see why she digs it; I just wish the lady would own up and not be all wingnutty about it.

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[info]selonlejour
2007-05-13 06:45 am UTC (link)
I love that there's a choice between Basic and Beribboned (two extra dollars is well worth the investment for that added level of accessorised Sassiness, for sure). One of the things that I genuinely appreciate about the U.S. is that there is absolutely no limit to what you can find there - ANYTHING is possible. This can be a bad thing, but it can also be great (and, clearly, a heady mix of both at the same time). Amazing.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:17 am UTC (link)
I sort of love that these exist. It's like, Frederick's of Hollywood meets the Jamestown Colony. They are quite possibly the most American underwear in the history of the world.

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[info]fromaway
2007-05-14 03:14 pm UTC (link)
That is some kinky shit. The fact that she claims not to see HER WEBSITE THAT IS ALL ABOUT SPANKING as kinky shit makes it even kinkier.

Also, if spanking is "consensual," doesn't that make it...not so much like actual discipline? If the wife (to the Bible-thumpers' chagrin) has to give consent before the husband can hit her, it's kind of not the same.

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[info]easilyirritable
2007-05-16 03:21 am UTC (link)
The whole thing is hilarious. It's such an inspired melding of religious extremism with pornolicious kink. Only in the USA.

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