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Bro #1: It's a nice night out tonight.
Bro #2: Yeah.
Bro #1: I'm sorry your fiance died.
Bro #2: Thanks, dude.

--Bowery

Overheard by: Little Mac Monster Attack


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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-11-16
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I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but still: conservatives have really good taste in books. Elizabeth Bowen, Anthony Burgess, William Carlos Williams, David Hirst... The American Beaver and His Works. (Because in the conservative world, only the male beaver does any work.)

I am going to get emails about this post, aren't I?

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Ooh, this looks nice: “Multi-color blanket, perfect for snuggling during those winter nights. 100 percent hand-crocheted with acrylic yarns. Includes genuine dog noses.  Fits queen bed. Allow 2 weeks delivery; no shipping to PO boxes.”

Well, that seems like a very nice deal, and … DOG NOSES?!

CubaAndIndyNoses

I don’t even wanna know what’s in the matching throw rugs, Sarah A.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
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Girl #1: My friends all say I should hook up with him because then I can say that I hooked up with someone from Poland.
Girl #2: You mean Portland?
Girl #1: Oh, right, I always get those two mixed up!

--46th & 7th


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Dressing room attendant #1: So, you gonna sleep with him?
Dressing room attendant #2: Naw, I ain't gonna sleep with him! I ain't that easy, I ain't no fish!

--The Gap

Overheard by: Sunny


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The best thing you'll listen to today: an hour of evolutionary psychology with The Language of Genes author Steven Jones: whether humans are socially closer to crows than primates, the "useless" attempts to communicate with chimps, E.O. Wilson, Steven Pinker, whether the science justifies sexism and racism... Ah, the BBC. I've been spending all of my time watching The Life of Birds, because if you procrastinate by learning something, it's perfectly acceptable.

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I think next time I give a talk, I'm going to hold up a baby and say, "This baby doesn't believe in uncertified compilation. This baby wants type safety. This baby doesn't want to use an unverified garbage collector. This baby wants strong guarantees that her reasoning about the code she writes also applies to the code she executes."

Does anyone have a baby I can borrow?

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Ariel Schrag responds to the Sioux Falls, South Dakota middle school libraries' decision to remove the the book she edited about what a pain in the ass middle school is, Stuck in the Middle: 17 Comics from an Unpleasant Age, from their shelves. (Link from Journalista.)

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Behold, the power of Teh Qte:  When we featured the custom pet portraits of Valerie Leonard, cuteologists swarmed her site — but many wanted a more affordable way to enjoy her creations.  And Valerie delivered, with a series of “Animal Ancestor Portraits” note cards, including a set of four holiday cards (sample below).  They’re historical — and hysterical, so check ‘em out.

Keep the milk and cookies, kid, just leave the liquor cabinet unlocked.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Product Cuteness, Pups
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My period came back today, tonight. It's been just over two-and-a-half years since I last had to worry about it (well, minus the eight weeks or so after giving birth, but that's lochia and not menstruation). Wow. I'm not sure how to feel about it. About the whole now-I'm-most-definitely-fertile-again thing, about the whole disposable pad thing (ever since falling pregnant, I've been much more ecologically-minded and I've had the idea of either cloth pads or a Divacup in the back of my mind but obviously I haven't had to worry about it till now), about having to dig out my crappy period underwear. I was hoping to get really, really, really lucky and only have my period resume when Raspberry had self-weaned and by the looks of it these days, it doesn't seem like that's happening anytime soon. I suppose my period and hormones got tired of waiting. Ha. Well, this could possibly explain my hormones lately. Oh well then, I guess this is a return to normality, so to speak. To be honest, I'd quite pleasantly forgotten all about my period till tonight and I would've been perfectly happy to forget it for a long while more. Um, welcome back?
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(nurse with elderly lady on wheelchair comes against Asian American pregnant woman with baby in stroller)
Nurse
: Oh my, I'm sorry! (pulls back to let woman and child pass)

Asian American pregnant woman: Oh, I'm sorry, I can...
Senile old lady: Get out of the way, chink!
(infant cries)
Asian American pregnant woman
: Excuse me?

Nurse: Oh my god! I'm so sorry.
Senile old lady: Don't apologize!
(nurse backs up and lets mother and child through)

--Washington Square Village

Overheard by: zgoldberg


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Our own feelings for Kalimpong felt fake, unfair, and we left rapidly for England then the States, journeying to where we had, half-consciously, half-unconsciously, assigned the centre to be, learning other rude lessons in our failure to locate our own story.

This Kiran Desai essay on the writing of The Inheritance of Loss is so overwritten it is giving me a migraine. I'm feeling vindicated for not reading it when it was winning all of the awards.

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From this article at the WaPoVia.

Roxie has some questions. Meanwhile, I recently flew to and from a distant city, and on one of the legs of the journey, the dood sitting next to me was watching porn.  Really racist porn, it appeared to be, attempting to heavily erotizice several demeaning sterotypes.  And he was jiggling his legs a lot.

At a certain point I tapped him on the shoulder and said, “She doesn’t look like she is enjoying that very much.” He shot me a dirty look but he also closed his laptop. Which he placed on his lap over the lump in his pants, which was having some kind of wrestling match with his seat belt.  And then his whole body rose, and he went and spent extensive personal time in the lavatory, which was  the only lav in the entire plane. Thus putting the “jerk” in jerk off.

–Ann Bartow

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by Amanda Marcotte

If you’ve ever read the website Scarleteen---or even heard of it---you probably know that it’s the best damn sex education website for teenagers out there.  Well, they’re having a fund-raising drive right now.  If you want kids to get responsible sex education when they log in to their computer and start looking around, and you don’t want them swimming in a sea of unrealistic porn that is intended to entertain and not educate, then please consider giving to Scarleteen. 

Here’s how to do it:

* To donate to Scarleteen by credit card, online check or via a PayPal account: click here and choose the button at the top of that page for the donation amount and style you prefer.

* To donate by check or money order directly to Scarleteen: make checks payable to Scarleteen and send to: Scarleteen, 1752 NW Market Street #627, Seattle, WA, 98107.

* If you would like your donation to be tax-deductible: you can donate by check or money order through The Center for Sex and Culture, a fiscal sponsor of Scarleteen online here. To mail a tax-deductible donation, make your check out to The Center for Sex and Culture, writing “For Scarleteen” in the memo. Mail that to: The Center for Sex and Culture, c/o Carol Queen, 2215-R Market Street PMB 455, San Francisco, CA, 94114. They will send a written acknowledgment of your donation to you for tax purposes, and will send us donations made to them on our behalf after deducting a very reasonable percentage.

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